Roadside Dialysis
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An icy hand on your shoulderen-us2005-10-31T08:14:19-08:00Crappy photos
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Top Tier insisted that I give him some pictures or he was leaving me, so I squeezed out some crappy ones for you all to enjoy. Sorry, I just can´t take pictures of exciting stuff, it makes me feel like...jason2005-10-31T08:14:19-08:00clown fangs
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My classes are finally over, thank God. I thought I’d be a better student since I’m older, but it turns out I couldn’t be lazier. I showed up maybe two thirds of the time and I didn´t take my final...jason2005-10-11T10:56:58-08:00Hi
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Okay, we´ll give this another go. Gene´s convinced me that I can't keep quiet any longer. I'm gonna post the emails I´ve recently sent from Mexico, so the next few that show up are gonna be old news to most...jason2005-10-02T17:33:04-08:00no, this one´s not about masked wrestlers either
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The big news is that the editor of this gay magazine in Boston wants to buy an essay I wrote about my experiences down here. My first paid piece, thank you very much. And I'm making some cash down here...jason2005-09-30T18:31:25-08:00
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Hi everyone, Me again. Still not too much to report, but I´m still having a wonderful time. People keep asking me if I've been to this museum or that pyramid, but I haven't done any of that stuff yet....jason2005-09-09T18:23:14-08:00August 24, 2005
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Sorry for the long silence, everybody. I´ve just been very busy. I actually still have nothing to say, except me and Oscar are still dating. (Not the ballerina, that never materialized. The other one). I only catch about half of...jason2005-08-24T18:15:25-08:00July 24, 2005
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Hey everybody! I got a room on my second day in Mexico City! That beats my record of three days, set in the lovely burgh (sp?) of san francisco. Plus, my place in sf didn´t come with snoopy sheets. It...jason2005-07-24T18:11:00-08:00First Contact
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Hi guys, I`m alive. And the Metro cars look like gigantic carrot sticks. That`s all i got so far. love jason...jason2005-07-23T18:09:06-08:00Freshly cut grass of death and despair
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I came home yesterday to find that the entire, gigantic lawn had been mysteriously mowed. I think the girl in the well did it....jason2003-05-02T06:13:57-08:00Sucks to be a scullery maid, as it happens
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I know this is my second posting about reality tv shows, which therefore makes up roughly twenty percent of my entire posting career, but I can’t help it. I’ve become obsessed with Manor House and I would like it to...jason2003-04-29T20:06:50-08:00Guess what the goddam dog did
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She puked in my shoe. Fucking dog....jason2003-04-20T19:01:41-08:00The Hours Til Michele Arrives (starring Jason Shamai, and Meryl Streep in a dual role as a harried WWI nurse and a dissatisfied Chinese noblewoman during the Boxer Rebellion. Narrated by Virginia Woolf's corpse and impersonator/ventriloquist Rich Little)
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Goddam kids at work spilled water on my book and asked me why I have more gray hairs than their dads. Should've told them expensive cars and infidelity keep fathers young. All I could think of at the time was...jason2003-04-15T17:31:21-08:00The Lovecraft, Exciting and New
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Item 1- Thanks to Michele Gibney for her delicious and stylish care package. The cookies and candy were tasty and the Krispy Kreme hat has proved a welcome addition to my head. It has been my plan since getting the...jason2003-03-30T11:02:58-08:00Water and the Future of Education
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Yesterday I go downstairs an hour and a half before I have to go to work and I discover that the laundry/storage room is flooded nearly ankle deep, and see that the water heater is spitting out water like crazy,...jason2003-03-25T20:51:29-08:00Shock n’ Awe Ain’t Just an Indian Tribe the U.S. Decimated in the 1800’s
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Spring has finally reached my neck of the woods (I dance on your muddy grave, Snow!), and I’ve found myself, of all things, trying—trying, mind you—to get into better shape. I have already started to jog a little bit every...jason2003-03-23T13:42:26-08:00