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<title>Crappy photos</title>
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<description>Top Tier insisted that I give him some pictures or he was leaving me, so I squeezed out some crappy ones for you all to enjoy. Sorry, I just can´t take pictures of exciting stuff, it makes me feel like...</description>
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<description>My classes are finally over, thank God. I thought I’d be a better student since I’m older, but it turns out I couldn’t be lazier. I showed up maybe two thirds of the time and I didn´t take my final...</description>
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<title>Hi</title>
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<description>Okay, we´ll give this another go. Gene´s convinced me that I can&apos;t keep quiet any longer. I&apos;m gonna post the emails I´ve recently sent from Mexico, so the next few that show up are gonna be old news to most...</description>
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<title>no, this one´s not about masked wrestlers either</title>
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<description>The big news is that the editor of this gay magazine in Boston wants to buy an essay I wrote about my experiences down here. My first paid piece, thank you very much. And I&apos;m making some cash down here...</description>
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<description> Hi everyone, Me again. Still not too much to report, but I´m still having a wonderful time. People keep asking me if I&apos;ve been to this museum or that pyramid, but I haven&apos;t done any of that stuff yet....</description>
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<title>August 24, 2005</title>
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<description>Sorry for the long silence, everybody. I´ve just been very busy. I actually still have nothing to say, except me and Oscar are still dating. (Not the ballerina, that never materialized. The other one). I only catch about half of...</description>
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<title>July 24, 2005</title>
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<description>Hey everybody! I got a room on my second day in Mexico City! That beats my record of three days, set in the lovely burgh (sp?) of san francisco. Plus, my place in sf didn´t come with snoopy sheets. It...</description>
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<description>Hi guys, I`m alive. And the Metro cars look like gigantic carrot sticks. That`s all i got so far. love jason...</description>
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<description>I came home yesterday to find that the entire, gigantic lawn had been mysteriously mowed. I think the girl in the well did it....</description>
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<title>Sucks to be a scullery maid, as it happens</title>
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<description>I know this is my second posting about reality tv shows, which therefore makes up roughly twenty percent of my entire posting career, but I can&amp;#8217;t help it. I&amp;#8217;ve become obsessed with Manor House and I would like it to...</description>
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<title>Guess what the goddam dog did</title>
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<description>She puked in my shoe. Fucking dog....</description>
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<description>Goddam kids at work spilled water on my book and asked me why I have more gray hairs than their dads. Should&apos;ve told them expensive cars and infidelity keep fathers young. All I could think of at the time was...</description>
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<title>The Lovecraft, Exciting and New</title>
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<description>Item 1- Thanks to Michele Gibney for her delicious and stylish care package. The cookies and candy were tasty and the Krispy Kreme hat has proved a welcome addition to my head. It has been my plan since getting the...</description>
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<description>Yesterday I go downstairs an hour and a half before I have to go to work and I discover that the laundry/storage room is flooded nearly ankle deep, and see that the water heater is spitting out water like crazy,...</description>
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<description>Spring has finally reached my neck of the woods (I dance on your muddy grave, Snow!), and I&amp;#8217;ve found myself, of all things, trying&amp;#8212;trying, mind you&amp;#8212;to get into better shape. I have already started to jog a little bit every...</description>
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